HELLO AND WELCOME
This is my website.
That's me in the background.
I don't have many pictures of myself, as I tend to be too focused on taking them of other people.
It's not even a very recent photo; I no longer own that hat, or that t-shirt or those sunglasses.
Or you have a world-changing consumable good.
Or you'd like to send me on assignment to an exciting and especially beautiful part of the world.
Or you're just looking for my contact details so you can try and sell me a new pair of sunglasses.
Well, enjoy your time here.
Please behave yourself.
Come back anytime.