HELLO AND WELCOME
This is my website.
That's me in the background.
I don't have many pictures of myself, as I tend to be too focused on taking them of other people.
It's not even a very recent photo; I no longer own that hat, or that t-shirt or those sunglasses.
Or you have a world-changing consumable good.
Or you're just looking for my contact details so you can try and sell me a new pair of sunglasses.
Well, enjoy your time here.
Please behave yourself.
Come back anytime.